Scratch Map Of The F*#?ing World


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First came Hello Map, which taught you how to greet people in over 200 countries – but really, where’s the fun in that?

So now, we’re teaching you to SWEAR in over 200 languages!

With a censored top layer that’ll stop you from getting into trouble when your nan comes to visit, remove the foil to reveal far more colorful language. With a detailed legend and full list of our favourite swear words from around the globe, it’s time to get your pottymouth on.

The concept of swearing isn’t one that should be encouraged, but this doesn’t mean that the concept of curse words isn’t an exciting one.

Tripping over or dropping something heavy can be the perfect source of inspiration for testing out our swearing skills, but have you ever wondered how those in other countries pronounce their curse words?

Well, wonder no more, as the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World can offer details of sear words from over 200 countries.

Don’t worry if you become tongue-twisted with some of the pronunciation, as there are English translations and definitions available in the key.

Set against a white backdrop, the different countries around the world are constructed of symbols that are synonymous with cursing.

Each curse word is displayed with a burst of color, meaning that the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World can be used in many different ways.

Planning a Friends Holiday Just Become a Lot More Fun

Sure, the Internet makes it easy to book a holiday, but it’s safe to assume that hidden charges and poor customer service can soon put a downer on proceedings.

Fear not, as has the perfect solution in the form of the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World.

Not only can you view the available destinations with ease, but you can also have a lot of fun in the process as you uncover new takes on swearing as you plan your holiday.

Of course, there is a time when the boring stuff has to be dealt with, but the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World showcases how something so simple can give the concept if planning a holiday an injection on inspiration an fun.

Perfect for the Man Cave

Many men choose a man cave as it allows them to explore their inner child, and there’s nothing funnier than swearing when you’re younger.

Of course, we have to act in a more mature way when we’re adults, but this doesn’t mean that we don’t have a fondness of curse words, which is why the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World is the perfect addition to any man cave.

Regardless of whether space is dedicated to football, pool or video games, the Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World will fit in perfectly, an offer a chuckle in the proceedings.

Scratch Map of the F*#?ing World showcases just how diverse the Scratch Map range is, which means that they are the perfect gift for all types of personalities.

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  • Unique swear words from each country
  • Over 200 languages & dialects to discover
  • English translations & definitions in the key
  • Premium removable foil
  • Glossy high-quality finish
  • Attractive gift-tube packaging


  • Paper
  • Laminate
  • Coloured foil


59.4 x 82.5cm

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